arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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