Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Randomize
