I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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