The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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