Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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