David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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