Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
She is in my trunk
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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