Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I love you.
Bad choice
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