We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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