Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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