Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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