he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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