only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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