Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Mom said you looked used
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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