I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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