Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Randomize
