I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
