I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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