Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize
