It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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