it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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