My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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