She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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