Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I can tuck mytits in my pants
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
When are your genitals available?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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