The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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