Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Randomize
