Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
did you just send me my own nude
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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