Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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