Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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