I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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