we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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