I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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