epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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