glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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