Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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