there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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