All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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