HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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