just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
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