last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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