The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I currently don't understand fingers.
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