none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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