I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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