Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I wish i was in the wii world.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Randomize
