super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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