she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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