If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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