saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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