Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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