why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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