Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
