that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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