I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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