I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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